This computer Engr. is two year old and by that time itself he decides to
leave for USA but he don't know how to express this so he start crying
in an uncontrolled way. So his mother or sister start a lullaby (jola Pata)
Amma Laanti Challanidi Lokam Okati Undi le Aakali AaLokam Lo lene
ledule (please imagine Manavudu Danavudu Song Here). Our Computer
Engr. Visualize the high raise towers of New York etc and goes to
sleep.
Then Computer Engr. asks his uncle (father's younger brother) when he
can get a computer engg. degree and leave for states. Then His uncle
(PALANA) replies.
Edagadaaniki endukuraa Tondara
Edara batukantha Chindara vandara jo jo jo,
Edigevo Badilona Ennenno Chadavaali
Paniki Raani Paatalanu Battiyam Pattali(Palana Appudu M.Sc. Botany
chadive varu).
Vunnatlundi Andhra Pradesh Govt.. Telugu Medium Matrame Introduce
Chesindi. So Mana Computer Engr. is So worried that with Telugu Medium
B.E. he may not cross AP Boarders with every hate on telugu Medium
books, (future)Computer Engineer start singing
Books Books Bloody books looks looks pretty looks corridor lo kaasepu
canteen lo kaasepu gadipede student life.
Then comes the Inter/Emcet results our (future) Computer Engineer no is
not seen in Emcet results so he sings
Oaa Naanaa Nee Parse Lo Vunna Dabbule Minna Adi Yenta Anna
then he goes to Karnataka to get his long and much aspired Engg. seat
with a big drain to his fathers valet.
Then he pass his 4 years B.E. and start looking for jobs after 3-4
unsuccessful visa interviews and work for small companies
Antha branthi yenaa Jeevitaana Veluginthenaa
Aaasa Nirasena Migiledi Chinthena Ea jeetam inthenaa
All of a sudden India antha liberalization vacchesi Vallu Ammuku ne
shopulu (Body Shops) velusthayi mana Computer Engr. akkada
cherutaadu
Oka 6 months contract job vundi velthava ani Body shop broker adugu
tadu....
Intiki vasthe Amma enduku raa manaki manchi vudyogam
chesukuntunnavu.... arunella mucchataki ee vudyogam vadulu
kuntaavatraa neeku pelli cheddamu anukuntunte antunde
appudu mana Comp. Engr. Left side Body Shop Broker Right side Amma
kanabadi vokalu arnella america inkokalu jeevitaantam neeto vunde pellam
ani itani burra tinestaaru Daanto picchekki poyina computer Engr.
Anubhandam Aaatmiyata Anta Oka Bootakam
Atma Trupti kai manushulu Aadukune natakam
Vinta natakam
Ani Paadukuntu
Americaalo Montana Ane Pradesam lo Software Consulting Engineer Ga
Velthaadu.........
Konnallu Akkada Panchesintharuvaata aa project ayi poyi vudyogam
oodutundi.... Kaaka pote rendunella taruvaata Inko Vudyogam istaamu
appada daaka pay check vundadu kaani pay roll lo choopedathaamu so
that you don't lose the visa ani comapny vaallu cheptaaru kaaka pote
company budget constraint lo vundi kaabatti relocation ivvalemu nee kotta
posting Arizona lo ani cheptaaru Appudu mana Computer Engineer
Yerakka Poyi vacchanu Irukku Poyaanu
Ne Yerakka Poyi vacchanu
irukku Poyaanu
(mana vaadi pata secretary ni talchukuntu)
Chakkani chukkala madyana Ammamo ayyayo.....
eeee katha mugiya ledu Anthu Leni katha Laa Alaa Jaruguthoone
Vuntundi
Prasad Tata
PS: All standard disclaims apply. This is only in the lighter context.